Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 (more or less) pounds Physical Properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze anytime. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well. Chemical properties: Very active. Possesses strong affinity to gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when...
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word „fuck“. It is the magical word which, just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, „fuck“ falls into many Grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb...
1) During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once. 2) All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her. 3) The ventilation system...
* Tell the widow that the deceased’s last wish was that she make love with you. * Tell the undertaker that he can’t close the coffin until you find your contact lens. * Punch the body and tell people that he hit you first. * Tell the widow that you’re...
We’ve all been there but don’t like to admit it. We’ve all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brew down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the 2001 Survival...
Facetious and abstemious are the only words that contain all the vowels in the correct order. „Adcomsubordcomphibspac“ is the longest acronym. It is a Navy term standing for Administrative Command, Amphibious Forces, Pacific Fleet Subordinate Command. „Almost“ is the longest commonly used word in the English language with all the...
If you don’t laugh at the end of reading this then there’s something wrong with you… Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many Chicago folks DID hear this on the WBAM FM morning show in Chicago. The DJs play a game where they...
If IBM made toasters… They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to be submitted for overnight toasting. IBM would claim a worldwide market for five, maybe six toasters. If Xerox made toasters… You could toast one-sided or double-sided. Successive slices would get lighter and lighter. The toaster...
Sucht man im Netz nach den Worten „TOP SECRET Microsoft“ so findet man eine ganze Menge geheimer Informationen über Microsoft. Hier eine Veröffentlichung des Haupt-Quellcodes von Windows98. Man achte auf die Feinheiten: /* TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code Project: Chicago(tm) Projected release-date: Summer 1998 */ #include „win31.h“ #include „win95.h“ #include „evenmore.h“...
Der typische Commodore-Amiga-Besitzer Nur er bringt es fertig, über 70 KByte Tondaten mit 300/300 Baud aus einer Mailbox zu saugen, damit sein selbstgeschriebenes Terminalprogramm auch einen angemessenen CTRL-G-Gong hat. Einen Amiga-Freak kann man auch daran erkennen, dass er seinen Rechner mit 1,5 MByte und zwei 880-KByte-Floppys als „für kleinere Assembler-Entwicklungen...
In the beginning there was the computer. And God said %>Let there be light! #Enter user id. %>God #Enter password. %>Omniscient #Password incorrect. Try again. %>Omnipotent #Password incorrect. Try again. %>Technocrat And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1. %>Let there be light! #Unrecognizable command. Try again. %>Create...