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Element: WOMAN

Symbol: Wo

Atomic Weight: 120 (more or less) pounds

Physical Properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may

freeze anytime. Melts whenever treated properly. Very

bitter if not used well.

Chemical properties: Very active. Possesses strong… Weiterlesen

1) During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

2) All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level… Weiterlesen



17 beer

25 beer

35 vodka

48 double vodka

66 Maalox


17 My parents are away for the weekend.

25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend.

35 My fiancee is… Weiterlesen

Greet God,
I write you, because you must help me. I have seen your Space Shuttle in the television. In color. And so came me the idea to make holidays in the world-room. Alone. Without my crazy wife.
I am… Weiterlesen

In the beginning there was the computer. And God said
%>Let there be light!
#Enter user id.
#Enter password.
#Password incorrect. Try again.
#Password incorrect. Try again.

And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
%>Let there be light!
#Unrecognizable command. Try again.
%>Create light
%>Run heaven and earth
And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.

And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
%>Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light
#Unrecognizable command. Try again.
%>Create firmament
%>Run firmament
And God divided the waters. And God saw there were… Weiterlesen

Stufe 1
Ein normaler Werktag, sagen wir mal Mittwoch, 23.00 Uhr. Du hattest ein paar Bier, willst jetzt eigentlich nach Hause gehen, denn du musst morgen früh raus, zur Arbeit. Da gibt jemand noch eine Runde; ein Selbständiger, Nichtangestellter. Und… Weiterlesen