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1) During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

2) All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level… Weiterlesen

We’ve all been there but don’t like to admit it. We’ve all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brew down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those… Weiterlesen

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?

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* Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

* Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

* Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: „Shut up, dammit, all… Weiterlesen

If IBM made toasters…
They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to be submitted for overnight toasting. IBM would claim a worldwide market for five, maybe six toasters.

If Xerox made toasters…
You could toast one-sided or… Weiterlesen

Es existierte 01h mal ein kleines Mädchen, das defaultmäßig ein AddOn mit Farbcode 12 auf dem Kopf trug. Aus diesem Grund war es in allen Systemen unter dem Alias „Red Cap“, bzw. der ID „RC“, bekannt.

RCs $HOME war das… Weiterlesen

One afternoon a big wolf waited in a dark forest for a little girl to come along carrying a basket of food to her grandmother. Finally a little girl did come along and she was carrying a basket of food.… Weiterlesen