Kofi, sir?


George W. Bush:

Condi! Nice to see you. Whats happening?

Condoleezza Rice:

Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George:

Great. Lay it on me.

Condi:

Hu is the new leader of China.

George:

Thats what I want to know.

Condi:

Thats what Im telling you.

George:

Thats what Im asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi:

Yes.

George:

I mean the fellows name.

Condi:

Hu.

George:

The guy in China.

Condi:

Hu.

George:

The new leader of China.

Condi:

Hu.

George:

The Chinaman!

Condi:

Hu is leading China.

George:

Now whaddya asking me for?

Condi:

Im telling you Hu is leading China.

George:

Well, Im asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi:

Thats the mans name.

George:

Thats whos name?

Condi:

Yes.

George:

Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi:

Yes, sir.

George:

Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Condi:

Thats correct.

George:

Then who is in China?

Condi:

Yes, sir.

George:

Yassir is in China?

Condi:

No, sir.

George:

Then who is?

Condi:

Yes, sir.

George:

Yassir?

Condi:

No, sir.

George:

Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the UN an the phone.

Condi:

Kofi?

George:

No, thanks.

Condi:

You want Kofi?

George:

No.

Condi:

You dont want Kofi.

George:

No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the UN.

Condi:

Yes, sir.

George:

No Yassir! The guy at the UN.

Condi:

Kofi?

George:

Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi:

And call who?

George:

Who is the guy at the UN?

Condi:

Hu is the guy in China.

George:

Will you stay out of China?!

Condi:

Yes, sir.

George:

And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the UN.

Condi:

Kofi.

George:

All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone!

Condi (picks up the phone):

Rice here.

George:

Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls. May be we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East.