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* Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

* Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

* Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: „Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!“

* Whistle the first seven notes of „It’s a Small World“ incessantly.

* Sell Girl Scout cookies.

* On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

* Shave.

* Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: „Got enough air in there?“

* Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

* Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

* When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

* Lean over to another passenger and whisper: „Noogie patrol coming!“

* Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

* One word: Flatulence!

* On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go „plink“ at the bottom.

* Do Tai Chi exercises.

* Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce:“I’ve got new socks on!“

* When at least eight people have boarded, moan from the back: „Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!“

* Give religious tracts to each passenger.

* Meow occasionally.

* Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

* Frown and mutter „Gotta go, gotta go,“ then sigh and say „Oops!“

* Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

* Sing „Mary had a little lamb“ while continually pushing buttons.

* Holler „Chutes away!“ whenever the elevator descends.

* Walk on with a cooler that says „human head“ on the side.

* Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce „You’re one of THEM!“ and move to the far corner of the elevator.

* Burp, and then say: „Mmmm… tasty!“

* Leave a box between the doors.

* Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

* Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers „through“ it.

* Start a sing-along.

* When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: „Is that your beeper?“

* Play the harmonica.

* Shadow box.

* Say „Ding!“ at each floor.

* Lean against the button panel.

* Say „I wonder what all these do“ and push the red buttons.

* Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

* Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your „personal space.“

* Bring a chair along.

* Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: „Wanna see wha in muh mouf?“

* Blow spit bubbles.

* Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

* Announce in a demonic voice: „I must find a more suitable host body.“

* Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

* Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

* Wear „X-Ray Specs“ and leer suggestively at other passengers.

* Stare at your thumb and say „I think it’s getting larger.“

* If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler „Bad touch!“